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One crisp fall day, the University of Virginia Pep Band, also known as “The Award-Winning University of Virginia Fighting Cavaliers, Indoor/Outdoor, Precision? Marching Pep Band and Chowder Society-Revue, Unlimited!” was in the middle of its typical scrambling halftime show. The announcer interrupted the performance with the following:
Would the owner of ten thousand dollars in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills, wrapped in rubber bands, please report to the ticket office. We have your rubber bands.
The band formed a dollar sign and played, “For the Love of Money.”
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